“Whoo” Totally translates to “we’re having relations now, bye”
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Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?
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You know what if any of you fuckers ever spot me in real life you better holler “DRAKE” at me so’s I can scream “JOSH” right on back and then we can yell “HUG ME BROTHAAA” and sprint to each other in the middle of a completely bemused group of bystanders
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| 911: | what's your emergency |
| me: | please send help asap my boyfriend is stuck |
| 911: | ok please stay calm where is he stuck |
| me: | in my computer screen |
people /actually/ buy themes on tumblr
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